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28.08.14
28.08.14

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

(via tardismyoldgirl)

28.08.14

moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

(Source: anti-social-cave, via magnetospurplemanties)

28.08.14
xfreischutz:

I mean I do have Alistair in the party but the screaming that accompanies most battles….sounds pretty feminine…
if it’s not leliana please tell me and put my soul at rest {or well if it is her please tell me too because that’s hilarious}

xfreischutz:

I mean I do have Alistair in the party but the screaming that accompanies most battles….sounds pretty feminine…

if it’s not leliana please tell me and put my soul at rest {or well if it is her please tell me too because that’s hilarious}

(via theladymonsters)

28.08.14

grapefruitmilkshake said: All of the asks? Really uncreative I know, but the questions I picked out for you ended up being over half the list anyway :P

I HAVE GOT AROUND TO THIS! this is gonna take forever omf
I assume you mean this list of asks because it’s the most recent?

Anubis: I don’t really think about death much. I wouldn’t mind it if I died, and no one close to me has ever died, so I don’t know how I’d react to that, either
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Atum: Hmmm. I’m reallllllyy lazy. Unmotivated and unambitious. Terrible at sticking to things (eg starting/finishing schoolwork, getting around to answering these asks in a decent amount of time, cleaning, having any sort of day-to-day schedule) Also a bunch of physical imperfections.

Bastet: Nope, no cats. I’d love one but I can’t have one in my house and I’ve got guinea pigs, which don’t look to survive long around kitties.

Hathor: My guinea pigs bring me joy. Hanging out with friends, particularly emma (but also you, alex bby). Reading a really good book (WHERE ALL OF THE MAIN ROMANTIC ‘PAIRS’ SURVIVE TIL THE END). Finally beating that one goddamn part in a video game.

Horus: Frankly, my life is one thing I’ve had to fight for in my life. As much as I give up and don’t pursue things because I either talk myself out of wanting them or don’t know how to proceed and get insecure, I’m still alive despite depression willing me not to be many times.

Osiris: Nah, I don’t believe in anything god- or afterlife-related, despite thinking that it’d be really cool.

Ra: lol nope. i feed my guinea pigs and am The Dragonborn sometimes, but that’s about it.

Thoth: I LOVE reading and don’t really like writing. I do it sometimes but not at an I’d-be-cool-with-someone-else-reading-this level. Also the inability to finish what I start kicks in.

Arawn: Asking someone out is pretty terrifying sometimes, even if the terror goes away almost immediately after. Playing myriad horror games at holy-crap-go-to-sleep in the morning?

Bran: My health is… average? Mental issues, really shitty teeth from a few different issues and lack of fitness is about it.

Brighid: I don’t like my dad. He’s a complete fucking tool in the racist/sexist/middle-aged-white-cis-guy way, and really fucking terrible at dealing with anger issues and other people’s problems.

Cernunnos: My favourite animal is the Fennec Fox because how fucking cute holy shit.

Danu: I don’t really like or dislike my mum. She’s got her own mental problems that mean she’s fine as a person but bad as a mum, not in an abusive way, just in a neglectful way. It was a problem when I was younger, but now I see her about once a week and we just chat.

Morrigan: related to Osiris, I’m pretty sure nothing happens when we die. We just stop existing. No consciousness, no reincarnation or afterlife. It’s not that ‘comforting’ a view, but it’s what I believe.

Olwen: My favourite flowers are those blue and purple orchids.

Rhiannon: Yeah, I’ve been betrayed. Cheated on and dumped for a friend, it’s kinda old news now though it still stings when I think about it.

Bragi: Honestly, I listen to all types of music but a particular fondness for dubstep, house, electro, that sorta club music.

Freya: Yep, I’ve been in love (see rhiannon)

Freyr: Nope, no kids. Maybe at some point, but not soon.

Hœnir: Silent around strangers, talkative around friends.

Iounn: I am 20 and a half-ish

Loki: I’m not sure. I pulled plenty of tricks on people. The best that I can remember was crawling into a ball under a pile of laundry in my room and calling out to people during a sleepover. They couldn’t find me even after I spent half an hour under there, just calling out and giggling to myself. (it was funny in the moment, ok)

Odin: My family, well, mum and dad (divorced) are above. My little brother is a decent enough sort, though some of his friends are a bad influence. He plays games and has about as much ambition as me (see: none). Other than that, it’s grandparents, of whom my grandma (best cook omg) is my favourite and my nanna (rolls her eyes at the rest of that side of the family’s homophobia/racist/sexist bullshit with me, even if we can’t change their teeny little minds) a close second.

Thor: nah. I don’t have much of anything that a million other don’t have more, and better, of.

Tree: Nothing and probably nothing.

Aphrodite: I don’t mind me too much on good days. I’m just kinda… there. On bad days I hate myself. I’m fat and ugly and lazy and worthless, can’t communicate with people well and can’t motivate myself to get through university.

Ares: depends on my previous mood (and how persistent the irritant is) as to whether something will anger me. I’m usually pretty chill, though.

Athena: nahhhhh. I’m not an artist at all.

Apollo: Nope. I learnt some recorder in school which has since dribbled out of my brain. I can keep a beat on a drumset (or, well, any instrument) but that’s about it.

Dionysus: Not really. I drink sometimes when I’m out with friends, or that’s all that’s in the fridge, but generally averaging 6-12 drinks a year since I was 18.

Hades: Do I have a bad reputation? (I’m asking you, cos I don’t know). I don’t??? think so???

Hekate: Um. No? Not that I can consciously remember at any rate.

Hermes: Oh yeah, I’ve stolen crap before.

Poseidon: I can be pretty moody when I’m alone, but I tend to either legitimately forget that crap when I’m with people, or push it down so I’m not dragging others down with me.

Zeus: I’m confident… sometimes. Mostly, no. Anxiety and depression and no discernible skills will do that to ya.

Jupiter: I think I’m approachable. But then, idk, I’ve never had to approach me.

Pluto: I’ve already answered this pretty wholly on Osiris/Morrigan.

Apollo & Diana: Night owl all the way. My overseas friends are online and it’s the best time for horror games/movies.

Mars: Yeah, I’ve gotten into a couple physical fights (but not since primary school) and plenty of social/online fights.

Minerva: I think I give pretty good advice, and most of my friends have come to me at some point or another to talk through problems or straight up ask for advice, so I hope I steered them well.

Proserpine: There’s been a few times I’ve felt trapped into a circumstance. A lot of it was academia-related, a couple relationship-related, and several social-related because I like being a hermit but also like not letting friends down if they’ve asked me to go outside.

Plutus: I don’t have a job atm, but I work IT contract stuff, so it comes and goes.

Venus: Oh yes, once again, see Rhiannon.

Vesta: I like being home. I enjoy being outside if I’m with people, but mostly I’m an indoorsy person. I have been known to go out into the backyard and just lay down and play with my guinea pigs sometimes, but that’s about the only voluntary outside-alone time I have.

Morpheus: I daydream all the time about so many different things. About is I had motivation to do something and ability to do something with my life. If I’d been more attractive, if I lived in a fantasy world, if magic actually entered a person at a later age (from when I was 12 to 21, now), a few sexy daydreams because why the hell not, and one’s where shitty people just didn’t have control of the world.
You know, the usual.

(alex you suck why did you ask me SO FRICKITY DAMN MANY QUESTIONS)

28.08.14

demifasulo:

6louis9harry:

"In the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been using something unrecognizable. I’ve been acting for 20 years and I’ve gone unnoticed"

Doug Jones.

GENTLEMAN

(Source: bxstillx, via frozen-void)

28.08.14
Why not ask whether heterosexuality exists? Are there truly people out there who are so disgusted by the same sex that they’ve never had a dream, a thought, a moment of desire for another person of the same sex? If so, why do these people have such a revulsion? Is it cultural? Is it biological? Both? We take heterosexuality for granted, but we still don’t know if it truly exists. All primates (with the exception of humans) are bisexual. Bonobos and chimpanzees especially. In human societies that are not corrupted by homophobia or biphobia (see Greeks, Canaanites, and various modern tribes), the people are bisexual. I think heterosexuality should be assumed to be a cultural invention until proven otherwise.
28.08.14

env0:

hazelxfaerie:

kristaferanka:

uncannybrettwhite:

patbaer:

laughterkey:

bookshop:

heidi8:

teamfreekickass:

alexandertheprettyalright:

mamalaz:

Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel 

Speaking their lines vs the final product

Why is Vin Diesel looking down? Is he worried he’s gonna forget his line?

Vin Diesel asked the director his inspiration for every line he did and did multiple takes until he was satisfied. He also recorded the line over 1,000 times and also recorded his lines in Mandarin, Portuguese, French, and Spanish so they could use his real voice in those versions. He’s looking at his lines because Vin Diesel is a  dedicated  motherfucking professional

And then he showed up at the LA premiere like this: 

Vin Diesel in an I AM GROOT shirt, on stilts, because he is awesome and magical

Stilts, people!

Vin Diesel is so fantastic every time I hear people mock him I just want to be like “excuse you, do you know of any other multi-racial actor in Hollywood who’s fronted a blockbuster franchise featuring an unashamedly multi-cultural cast full of primarily non-white actors, and who has done it unapologetically over and over again for *seven* installments? NO, YOU DON’T, SIT THE FUCK DOWN.”

<3 <3 <3

Vin Diesel makes goofy movies like The Pacifier so he can keep making Riddick movies. He even went so far as to found Tigon Studios to make sure the Riddick video game was good (it was awesome).

I love Vin Diesel!

In high school and college, when Vin Diesel really rose to box office prominence, I used to hate Vin Diesel because he seemed like the kind of dumb macho guy that A. made fun of me a lot and B., well, A’s enough, isn’t it? 

And then he went on “The Tonight Show” and talked in depth about his high school life as a hardcore D&D player. So. I’m on board with Vin Diesel now. And also, like, don’t judge people by how they look

i don’t even care about the gifs. reblogging for the comments and cause Vin is my boy. 

whoa i learned things

I am 100% Certain Vin Diesels acting career is to fund his Riddick productions which are just films of his D&D character.

(via frozen-void)

28.08.14

doloresjaneumbridge:

Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 2 [Part 1]

(via haythamsama)

28.08.14

sterlingsea:

coacalin:

coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.

someone buy me this immediately

(via maeglinhiei)

28.08.14

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

(via bluthcompanies)

28.08.14

thuglevi:

sasha + connie doing their thing

(via devilukes)

28.08.14
kiradestiny:

Yup logic

kiradestiny:

Yup logic

(via devilukes)

28.08.14

hddlstn:

marvel ladies + mythology goddesses (inspired by x and x)

You think I’m not a goddess? Try me.

(via sigyn-loyalwifeofloki)

28.08.14