- BODYGUARD AU SHES SPOILED HE NEEDS THE JOB THEY HATE EACH OTHER.
- MODERN BONNIE AND CLYDE AU THEY MEET WHEN TRYING TO ROB THE SAME HOUSE AND TEAM UP.
- CELEBRITY AU ONE IS AN ACTOR/ACTRESS OTHER IS A SINGER AND THEY ARE FORCED TO START A PUBLICITY STUNT.
- NERD/POPULAR AU THE POPULAR ONE IS DARED TO DATE THE NERD.
- PRINCESS FALLS IN LOVE WITH COMMONER AU.
- ALL THE AUS.
remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster
a real movie
The most shocking facts I’ve learned about countries that aren’t Australia are:
- You don’t have the word ‘uni’.
- You don’t have tim-tams.
- You don’t have a dude who delivers mail on a dirt bike in a fluorescent jacket.
- You don’t call red-heads ‘Rangas’.
- YOUR DEFINITION OF BISCUITS ARE COOKIES AND WHEN WE ASK ABOUT BISCUITS YOU HAND US A LOAF OF BREAD?????????????????????????
- GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
- Cricket: I think I'm going to play some more Dragon Age.
- Me: YES! I'll watch you play! And then when you're done Origins you can play Dragon Age 2! And then you can play Inquisition after me when it comes out!!! AND THEN I CAn EXPERIENCE IT ALL AGAIN FRESH THROUGH YOUR EYES OH GOD SWEET AMBROSIA I MISS IT SO MUCH-
- Cricket: Get the fuck out of here you fucking nerd.
All the boys who the dance floor didn’t love
And all the girls who’s lips couldn’t move fast enough
Until your lungs give out
this aih a sehn its ah gah dah arh rehs
if u ever feel unfit just remember that commander shepard, top n7 marine, can run for approximately 5 seconds before gasping for breath and having to slow down
"I want to try some minecraft HD texture packs!"
5 min later:
"NO THANK YOU." *back to 16x16*